“Magician” at the Derby

Magician Derby

Having worked really hard recently to get to the top of Google search page for “Magician Derby” (as this is where I live), I was horrified to see today that I had suddenly been pushed down to page 4! Why? A horse called Magician had pulled out of the Epsom Derby, making news that was covered by every major newspaper in the country.

While I understand horse racing is far more important for some people, it must have been a pain for anyone wanting to find the Number 1 Derby based magician to perform at their wedding or corporate event.
So I have come up with a great solution: I am going to ask to run in the Epsom Derby, so if I win I can be put out to stud.

You lucky Ladies. Naaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

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